Dear _ _ _ _ _,
I applaud you for finding the most beautiful individual in the northern hemisphere
I can imagine your friends and family being extremely excited for your great success
You must consider your finding an upgrade
This lovely individual must be the kindest and most compassionate of their kind
Beautiful hair with lovely makeup and unprecedented taste in clothing
Figure cannot be compared to anyone no single person can imagine.
Flawless skin with shining shimmering eyes with dazzling eloquence
The ability to articulate any sense of emotion with a touch of a finger; acronyms galore...
Must be the funniest of their generation
Human full of success with unfathomable ambition and hope for its future
Most obedient and loyal with loads of possessiveness and protectiveness
Calculative and territorial with a possible touch of manipulation; sexy living creature.
Fully loaded individual with a dash of insecurity; what we call, a beautiful mess.
This Homosapien is the epitome of the best catch in the world
I applaud you.
Congratulations for your ultimate find.
Wish you the best of luck.
Happily ever after.
Yours truly
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